On telling my male friend about the dress I won, I said I’ve never worn a halter neck, backless dress before, so I’m not sure how to wear it.
He said, deadpan, ‘I’m a bloke, and never worn a dress before. But if I had to wear one I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to figure it out.’
And with that I was set straight. I wasn’t asking for a formula for world peace. I just wanted to express my bewilderment in wondering how to keep my boobs from falling out of the tie back halter.