I have a yearning to wear hats with animal ears. This yearning has only come about in recent years. Late 20s. Not age five. Check my Google search history and you will see I have searched for ‘hats with animal ears’ several times
I found this unicorn onesie that I really really want.
Not sure where I’d wear it to, but I could see it next to my best dresses in my wardrobe.
On Saturday I saw a hat with animal ears! A black dog. $20! And I bought it.
I channeled a canine Olsen Twin Chic in a long skirt and jacket and my dog hat.
People who stared at me didn’t know where to look. Red face, dog hat, no, red face, NO, DOG HAT!
I call this diversionary tactics. When I wear something that takes the attention from my ‘sunburn’. It confuses the onlookers.
In this case, I call it dogversionary tactics. Woof!