Adam and I like to watch Catfish on the laptop before we sleep. It’s our guilty pleasure. We ooh and ahh over the reveals, exclaiming "she didn’t!" a lot! We have sometimes googled what's happened to the pair if the episode was particularly juicy.Most episodes involve a … [Read more...]
“I’m thinking about you wearing a bikini” and more online dating disasters
(source)If only online dating was as cute as sauce characters on cheese toast. A few months ago, I wrote a post called 'Does your disability stop you from sucking cock? and other online dating disasters'. A charming post, detailing the sweet men that I've come across on the … [Read more...]
I’ve done too much thinking, so I can’t think of a title
"...You are my friendWe’ve always had an understanding yeahI can’t comprehendHow we’re now talking different languagesI believe in love I believe in loveI believe in loveBut do you?And it’s true everybody knowsPeople come and people goYou mean much more to meI don’t one of … [Read more...]
‘Does your disability stop you from sucking c-ck?’ and other online dating disasters
This post contains many instances of the word fuck. And cock too. They're not my words, only quotes. If this sort of language offends you, don't read on. But I suggest you do for a laugh and a cringe. We no longer have to audition for a reality TV show to be rejected, ridiculed … [Read more...]
Eye candy vs brain and heart candy
Is eye candy really worth it? Maybe brain or heart candy is better?~ tweet by @AmbiguousviewsThe question above was posed to me on Twitter after I commented on not seeing enough hot men at the football last week - my first football match.Despite my desires for people to look … [Read more...]