It was election day today. State election in Victoria. To be honest, I couldn’t care about the outcome (Brumby or Ballieu, and a friend of mine is running in the Sex Party). (I don’t think having sex is an activity needed to run the state or country, however. But members may have sex to celebrate/commiserate the outcome (pun!) of election day.) (I have a Sex Party sticker on my TV table, come to think of it.)
All I cared about today was getting a sausage. Remember the Federal election day? Sausages were abundant, even when I’d already voted during the week. And I even forgave the apostrophe misuse on this clever sign at my local primary school.
Today there were no sausages for the state.
I was eager to get a sausage. My Facebook updates prove it:
Approx 7.15 am: What time do the Victorian polling booths open? I want a sausage.
And then disappointment:
Approx 8.30 am: What sort of democracy is this? No sausages at the polling booths.
Apparently I was too early for sausages. It’s never too early for a sausage. But I wasn’t in Melbourne during the day to get a sausage. And I missed out.
Friends provided Facebook updates about the state of the sausages (excuse the pun). A few missed out, including an election official – ‘what does that say about the state of the state?’ is an excellent summary from a friend about this sausageless election day. I got an election tip: ‘My boyfriend says you should move to a marginal seat if you want snags, and a really marginal one if you don’t want to pay for them…’ – I don’t know what marginal means, but if it means getting a sausage, then HELL to the YEAH!
In other election news (and don’t I feel stupid writing about the election when I am so uninformed and disinterested?), I received this pamphlet from the man himself on Thursday:
Here is a panda stamp.
And another panda spoon.
And a wombat and koala writing set – I adore stationery and also love wombats.
Look how cheap they were! 73 cents for five! Less money than a tin of sardines, and better for you!
Thanks for the blog link, Carly! Your salad looks delicious. Mmmm sardines! I enjoyed Stardust, and I didn't think I would. How gorgeous is Claire Danes? Especially in Romeo & Juliet (love that movie). Have a great night!
Heidi xo
Happy to report I got my sausage this time (after missing out at the Fed election!). At $2, I shared it with Trent, what a steel!
Love Claire Danes in R&J also!
Thanks for your comment on my blog! Nice to know that my odd rambles don't put too many people off.
Deepest condolences for your sausageless Saturday. Terribly unAustralian!
(Valerie, by the way — in case you don't check my blog again — is my wonderful if slightly nutty girlfriend. She facilitates all my strange doings.)
I live in one of the most marginal seats in NSW (whoever wins our seat normally wins the election) and we still have to pay for our sausages 🙁
On another note, I kind of have a crush on our federal member and I have no idea why, maybe the power thing??? Anyway I totally understand your fan girl moment because I get very excited when he is handing out flyers at our train station in the mornings
Panda spoon?! AMAZING.
We had sausages and cakes and everything at my polling station. And I believe it's a slightly marginal seat, so that probably explains it all.
That panda stamp looks just too cute. I'm pretty sure I have no current use for a panda stamp, but I would make one up just so I could have it.